In consultation with a couple of friends, I rejoined the online dating world tonight. (Writing a profile is stressful, and I needed moral support.)
- My intro line is "Eco-geek wants to hug more than a tree." I'm a little bit proud of that. I think it's clever. Certainly, it's better than the ubiquitous "looking for that special someone."
- My theory with posting photos is that it's all about setting the bar low. This being L.A., a number of people have professional head shots. I think this is a bad strategy, because you generally look better in the headshot than you do in real life, thus setting yourself up to be a disappointment. My photo is me with no makeup and my hair pulled back after yoga, thus setting the stage for me to look better than expected. We'll see how it works.
- If I could do a keyword search on profiles, I would eliminate every guy who says he "lives life to the fullest" or "sees the glass as half-full." Sometimes the glass really IS empty and pretending that it isn't does not rectify the situation. In the online world, everyone's an optimist. I'm thinking of saying that I'm daily expecting the coming apocalypse just to make myself stand out.
- Judging by the various profiles, (which are just as misspelled as they were a year ago) there are disturbing deficiencies in the U.S. educational system. If Mrs. Haddad, my seventh grade English teacher, saw the grammar in some of these profiles, she would be rolling over in her grave - unless she isn't dead yet. She seemed old when I was 12, but everyone over 35 seemed old at that age, so maybe she's still going strong - although for her sake, I hope she's moved away from her beehive hairdo in the intervening two decades.
- Why do 80% of the men in my age group want a younger woman? Most women will readily date a man a few years older, but very few men, it seems, are willing to date a woman even two or three years older. Is it a power thing, a looks thing, or a looking for a younger set of ovaries for childbearing purposes thing? Feel free to leave theories in the comments.
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